MARS PRIMUS. Good one. MARS PRIMUS. Good one.

Full gravity getting you down? Ship to Mars with the MARS PRIMUS corperation. Shipping freight to Mars since 1987!

Select from one of our FABULOUS colonisation packages!

Stable Hand
The stable hand package provides an affordable way to escape your current miserable existence. Comes with your own cozy four metre InflataSafe® MARS PRIMUS HabDome®.
Only $99999.99
(per person)
The Nuclear Family
Kids? Dependents? Buy one Nuclear Family package and take them all to the new final frontier.
Only $599999.99
(per traditional family of four, dome not included)
The Country Club
You'll feel at home with the MARS PRIMUS corporation's famous Country Club package. Comes with your own gun and 9 metre InflataSafe® HabDome® with a range of spectacular colours and opacities available.
From $2999999.99
(you and up to three doberman-mass equivalent pets)
The Platina Package
Like wine? Want your own vineyard? With MARS PRIMUS's patent-pending FusionTube® SolQuivalence® system you can enjoy all the comfort of Mars with the nearest photonic equivalent of an Earth sunshine. Comes with custom InflataSafe® HabDome® as big as you're willing to buy. Includes a Guaranteed®* ReturnTicket®**.
From If you need to ask...

* Not guaranteed.

** Redeemable if/when return transport ever becomes available.